Dirty Dancing spoof starring

Posted: July 28, 2009, 6:13 PM by Jen@Dose

Scandal Sheet, Madonna, Ryan Reynolds, Chris Brown, Glee, Taylor Momsen, Channing Tatum

-Squee! The Dirty Dancing spoof starring Channing Tatum and Charlyne Yi is a million times better than I could have ever imagined! (The "Sid and Nancy" one is funny too, mostly because Zooey Deschanel plays Sid and Joseph Gordon-Levitt is stuck playing Nancy.)

-Taylor Momsen says a lot of silly things in the new issue of Teen Vogue, including that she modeled her "look" off Joan Jett. How much do you think it burns her that she's not in the Runaways movie?

-K-Fed is looking a little...um, different.

-Do you have money to waste on old, erotic tapes that Madonna once left on her boyfriend's answering machine? If so, can we be friends? I need new shoes...

-Joss Whedon and Eliza Dushku offered up some Dollhouse scoop.

-I'm finding the Amelia trailer to be decidedly 'meh.'

-Christian Bale continues to get scary skinny for his new role.

-Thanks, Madonna. Because of those new pics of your arms, I'm going to need to start sleeping with a nightlight.

-Speaking of Madge, it took me way too long to discover the Flaming Lips' cover of "Borderline."

-Hulk and Linda Hogan have finally settled their divorce. Now can we go back to pretending they don't exist?

-Is it sad that I kind of want to waste one of my TIFF tickets on Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call New Orleans? As horrible as it looks, I've already adopted some of Nic Cage's lines from the trailer as my own personal catchphrases, like "You don't have a lucky crack pipe?" and "Shoot him again. His soul is still dancing." (You'd be surprised how easily they fit into everyday conversation..)

-Here's yet another reason why we all must watch Glee this fall.

-Thanks to that wedding dance video, Chris Brown's new song is topping the download charts. Sigh.

-I know this is kind of old news, but is anyone else a little disappointed in People magazine for this week's Robert Pattinson cover story? I didn't get around to reading it until yesterday, and realized that it didn't reveal anything that we didn't already know. What is this, Life&Style?

-Sigh. I hate the new trend of Ryan Reynolds-acting-jerky stories. It's a global conspiracy, right? If loving those abs is wrong, I don't wanna be right.

-You know, I'll pretty much watch anything starring John Cusack (as proven by the fact that I actually PAID to see Martian Child), but I was a little skeptical when I heard his next film was called Hot Tub Time Machine and is about -- go figure -- a hot tub time machine. But then I saw the red-band trailer. It sold me at "I write Stargate fan fiction; this is my bread and butter!"